DOCTOR PRESCRIBED • HEALTH COACH GUIDED
WEIGHT LOSS • PEPTIDES • LONGEVITY • WOMEN'S HEALTH • CUSTOMIZED LAB TESTING
The medication is temporary.
The transformation isn't.
Free • 10 minutes • No medication required to start • Educational, not a diagnosis
THE YELLOWBIRDIE DIFFERENCE
GLP-1 medicates. Yellowbirdie graduates you.
Medication alone quiets your appetite. It doesn’t protect your muscle, read your labs,
or build the plan to keep your results when you stop. Yellowbirdie pairs your
medication with a board-certified coach working directly alongside your physician —
so the weight loss lasts, and the medication doesn’t have to.
Medication alone quiets your appetite. It doesn’t protect your muscle, read your labs, or build the plan to keep your results when you stop. Yellowbirdie pairs your medication with a board-certified coach working directly alongside your physician — so the weight loss lasts, and the medication doesn’t have to.
MOST PROGRAMS
GLP-1 alone
SHIP IT & HOPE
WHO GUIDES YOU
No one — a portal
YOUR LABS
Rarely, if ever
MUSCLE PROTECTION
Not addressed
THE PLAN TO GET OFF IT
There isn't one
WHEN YOU STOP
Weight comes back
YELLOWBIRDIE
Coach + Physician
MEDICATION + A REAL TEAM
WHO GUIDES YOU
A board-certified coach
YOUR LABS
Tested, read & acted on
MUSCLE PROTECTION
The whole point
THE PLAN TO GET OFF IT
Built from day one
WHEN YOU STOP
The results hold
WHY WOMEN TRUST YELLOWBIRDIE
Built by someone who's been
exactly where you are.
Built by someone who's been exactly where
you are.
Hi, I’m Adryenne. After 25 years in the industry and over a decade owning four OrangeTheory locations, here’s what I know for sure:
- Your problem is muscle loss, not willpower
- "Normal labs" and "optimal labs" are not the same thing
- Menopause is a metabolic event, not a mood
- GLP-1s aren't the villain. Losing muscle on them is.
- Muscle is the strategy. Everything else is maintenance.
WHY WOMEN TRUST YELLOWBIRDIE
Most women over 40 fall into
one of four metabolic
archetypes.
Most women over 40 fall into one of four metabolic archetypes.
Your body changed for a reason. The assessment tells you which pattern
you’re in, and what to do about it
Your body changed for a reason. The assessment tells you which patternyou’re in, and what to do about it
ARCHETYPE 01
The Stressed Achiever
Wired but exhausted. Cortisol running the show.
You can’t switch off, and your body holds onto everything.
Wired but exhausted. Cortisol running the show. You can’t switch off, and your body holds onto everything.
ARCHETYPE 02
The Muscle-Depleted Professional
Doing all the work and still softening. You’re losing strength,
not just fat, and the scale isn’t telling the truth.
Doing all the work and still softening. You’re losing strength, not just fat, and the scale isn’t telling the truth.
ARCHETYPE 03
The Under-Recovered Caregiver
Running on empty, putting yourself last, no real recovery.
Your body has nothing left to rebuild with.
Running on empty, putting yourself last, no real recovery. Your body has nothing left to rebuild with.
ARCHETYPE 04
The Hormone-Driven Weight Gainer
Hormone-Driven Weight Gainer
Your body changed almost overnight. Nothing that used to
work works now, and no one has explained why.
Your body changed almost overnight. Nothing that used to work works now, and no one has explained why.
WHAT YOU'LL DISCOVER
In 10 minutes, you'll
understand your body better
than years of "your labs are
normal."
In 10 minutes, you'll understand your body better than years of "your labs are normal."
1
Why your body
changed
2
What’s blocking your
progress
3
Which biomarkers
matter for you
4
Whether hormones
may be involved
5
The fastest path
forward
HOW IT WORKS
Four steps. No guessing.
Four steps.
No guessing.
1
Take the assessment
10 minutes.
Honest questions about
your body, energy, training,
and goals.
2
Get your archetype + score
See your metabolic
archetype and your baseline
health score.
3
Get your roadmap
A personalized roadmap
built on what your results
actually mean.
4
Decide your next steps
Choose the path that fits,
on your terms,
when you’re ready.
REAL RESULTS, MEASURED.
The proof is in the data, not the scale.
Real client body-composition reports. Muscle preserved or gained,
confirmed by DEXA and InBody, not a flattering before/after.
Real client body-composition reports. Muscle preserved or gained, confirmed by DEXA and InBody, not a flattering before/after.
-32 Ibs fat • + 4 Ibs muscle
Skeletal muscle mass up. Body fat % down. The number that actually matters moved.
-25 Ibs fat • + 3 Ibs muscle
Lean mass protected through fat loss, confirmed by gold-standard imaging.
-27 Ibs fat • + 3 Ibs muscle
90-day trend line. Fat down, muscle up, exactly the opposite of GLP-1 alone.
START HERE
Stop guessing. Find out
what your body actually
needs.
Most women should start with the assessment, not a program.